Attention everyone! Be aware that the airports are now trying to brainwash you to do their job for them!!!
http://www.cnn.com/2009/TRAVEL/04/09/atlanta.hartsfield.music/index.html?iref=t2test_travelthur
The Atlanta Airport is playing old classics such as "Shake Your Groove Thing" by Peaches and Herb, "Bustin' Loose" by Chuck Brown and the Soul Searchers and "Fantastic Voyage" by Lakeside, but they are CHANGING THE LYRICS in order to get you to eat their food, shop at their stores and clean up after yourself! How dare they try to brainwash us to do their job for them!?!? I leave my trash out purposefully in order to create a job for someone else to pick it up. This is a lame attempt at saving money and cutting jobs! They are making us be courteous whilst trying to get us to stimulate their economy, what pigs! They totally incinerated those songs as well!
Ashamed... deeply ashamed...
(note my scarcasm as well please)
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Match.com
Match.com has to be one of the funniest sites ever. Men have no clue on how to get women interested in them through their profile. My mom is on match.com and we have found a pattern the men follow:
As far as pictures go, what they are and what they really mean:
1. A picture of them on a boat. aka: I want you to think I have money but in reality its just my friend from high school's boat who was way more successful than I was.
2. A picture of them and their dog. aka: I want to lure you in with my cute dog before you figure out how un-cute my bad habits are.
3. Picture of them on vacation in Hawaii with their ex-wife cut out along with half their arm. aka: I have already been to Hawaii so I will never take you there, it costs too much anyway.
4. A picture of him in his car, top down. aka: I am well endowed, even it was rented.
5. Another Solo pic of their dog. aka: I want a woman who is just like my dog, they don't talk and get excited when I show any attention whatsoever to them.
6. Picture of him with his kids. aka: I see my kids when they need money.
7. Pic of them sitting on a motorcycle, immobile. aka: I could be daring if I wanted to be.
8. Picture of what they used to look like before they lost their hair. aka: I expect you to still look like you did twenty years ago in order to match how good I used to look.
9. Pic of them in Vegas with the boys. aka: See, there are some people that can stand me when they are totally wasted.
10. Picture of them in sunglasses. aka: I could have been a movie star star if I wanted to.
Now for what they write on their profiles and what it really means:
1. I enjoy long walks on the beach. aka: I like looking at girls in their bathing suits.
2. I am a very spiritual person. aka: I go to church on the holidays if someone makes me.
3. I like to go out and do things. aka: I like to sit on the couch and watch other people do stuff on tv and think I could do it better if I tried.
4. I see my kids regularly. aka: My kids see me when they need money.
5. I don't need to spend a lot of money to have fun. aka: I'm cheap and broke.
6. I love my dog. aka: I want a woman who doesn't talk a lot.
7. I enjoy fine dining. aka: I get fast food at least three times a week.
8. I have a good sense of humor. aka: I talk too much about things no one cares about and don't get the nonverbal clues that they arn't interested.
9. I want a woman who will be my bestfriend. aka: I want a woman to pick up after me, cook and do laundry because I'm too lazy.
10. I like to have a good time. aka: I'll sleep with anyone... seriously, anyone.
p.s. i am not on match.com and have never been on match.com
As far as pictures go, what they are and what they really mean:
1. A picture of them on a boat. aka: I want you to think I have money but in reality its just my friend from high school's boat who was way more successful than I was.
2. A picture of them and their dog. aka: I want to lure you in with my cute dog before you figure out how un-cute my bad habits are.
3. Picture of them on vacation in Hawaii with their ex-wife cut out along with half their arm. aka: I have already been to Hawaii so I will never take you there, it costs too much anyway.
4. A picture of him in his car, top down. aka: I am well endowed, even it was rented.
5. Another Solo pic of their dog. aka: I want a woman who is just like my dog, they don't talk and get excited when I show any attention whatsoever to them.
6. Picture of him with his kids. aka: I see my kids when they need money.
7. Pic of them sitting on a motorcycle, immobile. aka: I could be daring if I wanted to be.
8. Picture of what they used to look like before they lost their hair. aka: I expect you to still look like you did twenty years ago in order to match how good I used to look.
9. Pic of them in Vegas with the boys. aka: See, there are some people that can stand me when they are totally wasted.
10. Picture of them in sunglasses. aka: I could have been a movie star star if I wanted to.
Now for what they write on their profiles and what it really means:
1. I enjoy long walks on the beach. aka: I like looking at girls in their bathing suits.
2. I am a very spiritual person. aka: I go to church on the holidays if someone makes me.
3. I like to go out and do things. aka: I like to sit on the couch and watch other people do stuff on tv and think I could do it better if I tried.
4. I see my kids regularly. aka: My kids see me when they need money.
5. I don't need to spend a lot of money to have fun. aka: I'm cheap and broke.
6. I love my dog. aka: I want a woman who doesn't talk a lot.
7. I enjoy fine dining. aka: I get fast food at least three times a week.
8. I have a good sense of humor. aka: I talk too much about things no one cares about and don't get the nonverbal clues that they arn't interested.
9. I want a woman who will be my bestfriend. aka: I want a woman to pick up after me, cook and do laundry because I'm too lazy.
10. I like to have a good time. aka: I'll sleep with anyone... seriously, anyone.
p.s. i am not on match.com and have never been on match.com
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